Up, side, Down Game

This is the up, side, down game.
You know how this works.
You post about the poster above, then about yourself, then the person below you.
Example:

^Max is a pain
<I'm a marshmallow
v Is a pain too


So lets begin.


^Nothing is above me
<Speaks the obvious
v Won't speak the obvious

^Is the admin
<Has no power
vProbably has no power or some or just madness

^Is right I am mad
< Is random
V Can't lick their elbow

^Absolutely incorrect I can lick my elbow with my dog's tongue
<Has nothing to say about himself
vFaces problems with the lid to the jam jar

^Wrong I can't open pickle jars
<Can't open pickle jars
vCan open pickle jars

^Nope I forgotten
<Is thirsty
vHungry

^ [Yes Hungry]
< [Eating Strawberries]
V [Eating Fruits and Desserts]

^No fruits
<Had nasty vitamin juice too
vHas better juice

^ oh yea I have apple juice

< Wants coffee but can't

V loves coffee but not coffee flavoured chocolate

^ Agrees, I hate coffee flavoured chocolate

< Wishes he had cheesecake

V Has cheesecake of some sort of variety

^I wish I had cheesecake
<Gets on forums early and post like crazy
vIs a crazy forum who spreads vile words all over the forum

^Incorrect you're the only person who sits there and post everywhere
<Now has 4 post in this game
vWants something like chcoolate

^Doesn't realize, just cause he's admin I'm posting God ....mmm chocolate
<Realizes he post to much
vProbably wants to kill me for such posting skills

^ not true...I want to kill you for no reason (joke...or is it?)

< thinks its funny that 'Sub' has so many referance to food around it.

V agrees with me

^You know it, I only get hungry when I come to this forum
<Is jabbering
vJabbering as well

^Not jabbering as much as you obviously
<
v

^ Wrong I'm sitting still in my comfy chair
< Wants to stay on forums longer but can't
V Will be on forums after I'm gone

^ Knows what they are talking about
< randomly jumps into the game
V is suprised that I joined and O is getting chased by a cop here while U is really confused at the 'U' turn.

^ Not surprised at all, the more the merrier
< Thinks it's time for a subway cause of the forum name ><
V Probably had a subway because of the forum name

^ now that you mentioned it......
< Just had pizza hut
V wants pizza too

^ Quite fancies pizza for breakfast
< Has a can of relentless and should be doing work but is on sub
V Doesn't care about me and my work

^ Loves that FaeryTaleAngel does care about me and my work, and isn't to bothered about people trying to be exact
< Possibly having a sub for lunch today
V Isn't having a sub for lunch......Unlucky!!

^ Agrees rambling is awesome especially when you go off topic and start talking about burning buses...
< Enjoyed his foot long sub at lunch but needs something for tea :/
V Is eating something yummy that I want for tea